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 Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:17 pm Post subject: WAAAGH!! Olla yooz iz a buncha weedy pilez o' panzee dung! |
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Datz royt! Aye iz be kollin yoo lotta weedy skumgrodzz an' panzeez an' stunteezz an' pinkskinzz an'...well, wutevva else yoo lot got in yer weedy midst, aye iz be kollin yahz owt!
'Ead Koach Warlod Nargrukk 'Ard Kangutzz, a.k.a. Da Krimzun Feend (Datz me ya zoggerz!), an' 'iz ded tuff an' ded killy an' soopa kunnin' teem o' proppa orczz an' trollzz an' wotnot greenskinzz iz kollin' fer all da weediest uv da weediest in dis 'ere league ter git dere soopa weedy arses out on da feeld fer a gud kikkin' frum me irun-shod bootz!
"But, we'z not evin started da seezun yet, yer Boss-ship!" iz wot yer pleadin' royt now (an' dun bovver ta say yer izzint, I know yer lot!). I knowz dat yeh git! Wot makez yoo fink dat da Boss might not know wot time it izz? Dat'll git yooz an' extra 'ard boot-kikkin' fer dat!
I dun kare wot seezun iz err izzint goin' on royt nowz, I gotz an itch in me boot an' I need sum gud ded skumgrodz ter skratch it wiff! An' nun o' dis "I gotz a job" err "I gotz a family" err "b-but, itz da 'ollidayz, yerr Boss-ship!" Lotta yooz-less squigdung, da 'ollidayz iz-- nuffink but wot a lotta excuses fer not gettin' krumped royt proppa like da reel ladz.
So git yer weedy 'idez down ter CMU or where-evva else yeh wantz ter meet, sum time between da prezunt (i.e. NOW yeh gitz!) an' da footur (i.e. January 3).
Da Krimzun Feendzz an' Da Kangutzz Krushazz iz lukkin' fer summink ter boot-stomp- AND DAT MEENZ YOOZ!
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| Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject: Bearded Wrath |
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EVAST! lad I dinne know what ye be spew but ye know me Bearded Buccaneer's Not be fearin ya.
I be tellen ya I'm ready fer ya on Dec 29th at CMU ifen you be up for it ya scallywag.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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[Out of Character]  I'm going to have a lot of fun with this challenges section, I can already tell!  [/Out of Character]
WWWAAAAAGGHHH!!! We'z 'avvin' Stuny ternoyt ladzz! We'z lukkin' ferwurd ter makin' anuvver addshun teh yer book o' grujjiz, ya no gud freebootin' stunty git!
I gotz ter fink abowt it summink, an' tokk it ovurr wiv me ladzz, but yer rekwest uv da 29ff moyt be too weedy ya weedy git. 'Ow'z abowtz da 28ff err da 30ff, or izz doze dayz a bit too proppa fer a weedy git loyk yerself? Per'apz I kan wot bring meself down ter yer weediness uv timin' an' make a proppa day uv it anyork by givvin' yooz a royt propppa boot-likkin'.
But, yer seez, we Feendzz iz busy greenskinz (wot wiv bein' Grand Warlordz an' all...lotza oonivurzez ter guvern wiv me bootz, dere iz!), an' we'z got boyz wot iz itchin' fer foytz in da 41st millenyum, an' we'z knowin' da 29ff ter be wun uv dose "satyr-day" fingz (ain't dat wot da weedy pinksinned oomanz kollz 'em?) on wot da best dayz fer "stikkin' da boot in" in dat millenyum. We'z gonna see summink abowt da boyz gittin' dere bootz covered in fish'ead gutz on anuvver day, but we'z got to see furst.
We'z luk ferwurd ter stikkin' da boot in yer face, ya stunty zogger!
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| Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:00 am Post subject: |
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'Arr ye be daft in the ways of Pirates. I not be in port save for Saturdays ya green skinned Git!
so it be the 29th or wait till the 5th ya Bildge-rat!
I dont be tucken tail an runnin away. I not be to honorable, an will fire a cannon in ye poop-deck iffen ye be runnin
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| Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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*cleans the dirt and orc blood off his hands*
HAR! ye be a scurvy dog. Keel hauled yer green wimps. HAR HAR HAR!
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| Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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How many times did I fail always hungry that game? 2? 3? Obviously I need to remember to feed the Troll before the games next time.
At least your weedy blitzer gets to join the ranks of your armour 8 stunties now...
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| Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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you mean that armor 8 guy you never broke armor on once? 
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