 |
Pittsburgh Bloodbowl
Pittsburgh Based Bloodbowl league
|
| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
orkdom
Squig fer brains
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 388
Location: orkdom, of course!
|
 Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:35 pm Post subject: Weedy Oomanz Wot Arr Pink An' Soft |
 |
|
Orroyt yeh no gud snivellin' snotty bunch o' pink-skinned oomiez (a.k.a. "Da Noytz uv Morr"), Dis 'ere iz Deffgogzz da Ragin' Squig, Cheef Kaptun Koach uv da Kangutzz' Krimzun Feendzz (an' also dere Trollsquig), an' I'z wot gotz summink I needz ter tok wiv yer abowt.
Yeh seez, I wot needz me sum noo toofpikkz. Dat Vampire git da bommergrot wot nikked fer me a few gamez ago wuz purty gud fer awhile, but 'iz bonez iz all wyrd an' funny-loyk. Stoopid undead gitz wiv dere nekromancy an' olla dere refoozin' ter stay ded, da no gud gitz blud-sukkin' bonez 'ave takin' ter foytin' bakk every time I putz 'em in me chompz! So'z I needz ter git me sum gud oomie bonez fer keepin' me chompz kleen, an' datz where yoo an' yer pink-skinned lot kumz in.
Yuhsee, we'z play a game uv dis bloodbowl, an' in dat game I wot killz wun uv yer ladz, see? an' den maybe even yooz gitz da win ta keep fingz fare an' skware, loyk. But da kee fing iz dat I gitz ta make me a noo set o' toofpikkz offa wun uv yer ded zoggin' ladz. Datz wot itz oll abowt, da rest iz juss' a bunch o' weedy eermarkin' ta keep da skumgrodz 'appy.
So'z git yer weedy arse down ter da stompin' feeldz in da next two Satyrz Dayz, an' we kan wot seez abowt gittin' me a noo toofpikk, eh?
 
_________________
The universe is orkdom!
WHO LOVES ORKS?!!??
http://warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33080
Just about everyone, apparently. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Seancho
Commissioner
Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:08 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Foolish Creetin of a so called Orc,
It is to the best of my memory that the last time your cowardly lot took to the pitch, it was us taking you off it with little effort. Even your last troll was little more then a speed bump to us.
If you can manage to refrain from wetting yourself in terror me and my knights will gladly Gut you some more, we could use the warm-up.
Alcore the Keeper
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
orkdom
Squig fer brains
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 388
Location: orkdom, of course!
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:08 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Hur hur hur-- after olla dat tokk da uvver day abowt sneekin' off an' leevin' me ta pikk on a buncha li'l' stuntiez, yer gonna go an' wot koll me fer wettin' me pantz? Ha! I'z a squig, I duzint even wear pantz ya silly git!
Tokk oll yer wantz, juss' don' be goin' oll soft an oomie-loyk when da day finally kumz-- I wontz a reel foyt outta yuz, no mukkin' abowt. If it ain't a gud duffin' fer me, den it wuzint werff it stikkin' da bootz on yoo, and datz da chompz, dat iz.
_________________
The universe is orkdom!
WHO LOVES ORKS?!!??
http://warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33080
Just about everyone, apparently. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Free Forum
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
